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NASA BLOWED IT UP!

NASA fucked our moon up this morning at 7:30 AM. They've been planning a mission to blow up a crater in the moon's southern pole, that could have identification of water vapor, and help NASA to understand more clearly were water came from.

I'll tell you were it came from. It came from my BUTT!

Not really, don't blow up my ass NASA.

Either way, after the initial explosion, NASA planned to study the debris, and then a secondary impact would blow up even more dust and vapor to be recorded and studied.

Did they do it right? Who knows. It's probably just as fake as The Moon Landing.

Ooooohhh, too soon?

Read more about it: HERE!

Stormtroopers On Their Day Off.

Well, when you really look at it, it doesn't seem like much of a day off for those workaholic Stormtroopers, now does it?

I mean, if you're going to shove pills down Piglet's throat, and inject him with a mix of steroids, heroine, and green food coloring, then that seems like more work then fun.

Of course, it is Piglet, so that could be considered a day off. You'll also see them relaxing in a bubble bath, along with climbing toilet paper. What else could be more fun? NOTHING! THAT'S WHAT!

Want to check out what else these lovable white suited mofo's do on their off time? Check out THIS LINK RIGHT HERE THAT IS IN ALL CAPS! KTHX!

Transvestites, or your worst nightmare?

(Welcome back Bee!)

Gee thanks guys! :D
So what would you do if you saw two guys try to jump some transvestites? Well uh... I'd probably just slowly back away, but if it were THIS certain case, I would pull out the video camera and stream it to Youtube.

"Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.

Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels.

Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube - then seen swinging a punch, a court heard."

Now I don't know why two guys jumped some transvestites, nor did I care to read the entire story. I'm just saying that I respect whatever you want to do with your life, but I'm not going to try to beat you up for it!

So just stay 10 feet away and we'll be fine.

Read the rest over: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeee! (WITH VIDEO!)

Today off.

Visiting the parents today, I'll be back Saturday for the time I miss. Enjoy your Tuesday, viewers!

Pilot Stalks Ex In Plane

VROOOOOOOOOOOOM! A man stalked his ex-girlfriend in a plane. A plane of all things. It's not like you can't hear it buzzing around outside of your house. How did you plan to get her back in a plane? Was he going to parachute out, land in her front yard and propose as the plane trailed off in the background?

"CONCORD, Calif. - Police have arrested a pilot who they say stalked his ex-girlfriend by repeatedly flying his plane low over her house.

Police in Concord, in northern California, say Tom Huey made several low passes over a residential neighborhood Wednesday evening.

If it were me, I'd be trailing the chick in a fucking jet pack! No one says "No" to a jet pack, nowutisayin? Yeah, me neither. Anyway...

Check it out: HERE NOW!

We're All Doomed! College Removes Zombie Attack Plan.

So they think it was a joke? They think the link was a JOKE!? Millions will die from the impending Zombie Apocalypse!

"GAINESVILLE, Fla. - The University of Florida's response plans for a zombie apocalypse are no longer available for public consumption.

University spokesman Steve Orlando said Friday the university removed a link to a disaster recovery exercise, which detailed how the school could respond to an outbreak of the undead. The link was taken down late Thursday afternoon."

They say the people that wrote it weren't punished. I think that the people who are STARTING the zombie uprising fed them to the zombies that they are hiding under the school's property!

They'll be after me next. I know too much!

Read it all: HERE!